Sunday, 5 April 2015

My High School Note


A few minutes ago I stumbled upon an old note I wrote while quite young. It was written during my high school  days. There are quite a number of things I wrote in it that will interest you. I'll post more of the note's content on my blog in days to come so keep in touch. Don't give a wild grin because some of the wordings show my tender nature. Enjoy one of its content below:

                                 WISDOM FOR  MEN

  • Do not spend your strength on women (sexual promiscuity). Women may appear like rubies, but they can become dangerous when not followed wisely.
  • Do not be too domineering in your household. Give your woman a chance to speak.
  • Do not get involved in anything that will make your offspring regret your existence.
  • Do not eat today and be hungry tomorrow. Plan ahead.
  • Do not give birth to children because you can do so. Produce children you can cater for.
  •  Do not allow the quest for wealth make you execute evil schemes.
  • Do not carouse with drunkards and gluttons because they can lead you to poverty.
  • Do not find pleasure in the bosom of prostitutes.
  • Do not allow your youthful strength make you live the first part of your life in a riff-raff manner.
  • Do not marry more than one wife or bear children outside wedlock if you truly want to show true love to your spouse. True love does not permit sharing the bed. What I mean is having sexual relationship with another person other than the one you claim to love. No man can truly give adequate love to two or more ladies. Beware! The act of polygamy is an act against true love.
  • Do not wear tight pants or boxer shorts because they can cause a low sperm count.
  • Do not make a marriage proposal to a lady when you're still intoxicated with the fragrance of her perfume. Go to her when the fragrance has died down then you'll know if you're making a wrong or right choice.
  • Do not despise vitamin C. Vitamin C helps with fertility. It makes your body attractive to the opposite sex. It also protects your sperm. You can find it in great abundance in strawberries, green vegetables and kiwi tomatoes. 

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